December 2010
9 posts
Internationally
I just called to get yelled at internationally.
Admit
I am lonely.
I have to openly admit it in order for it to get better, but I am lonely and this has been an ongoing problem since I was in elementary school.
There I said it.
I sometimes fantasize about having a duplicate of myself to be with so I won’t have to be alone. We’d understand that we’re not who we want to be with but we are all we have. This fantasy is also a part of a bigger Star Trek...
dangurewitch:
collegehumor:
Hey late-night Internet addicts, we have a message for you: GO TO SLEEP!
I’m quite proud of this video, and a lot of people worked hard to make it as whimsical-ridiculous as it is. Please watch it. (And then go to sleep.)
Shit man you got me, I stayed up till 4am-7am everyday for the last few weeks, That shot with you and all the blankets was enough to make me...
samreich:
“Photoshop Tutorial Rap.” I’m Master Bevel.
Sam needs to rap more, he’s way too good at it.
fmylife:
Today, I was sitting on the bus when an obese woman with flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
This shit is fucking gross as all hell but what does that have to do with her being obese? Was...